The best part about babysitting an infant

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/09/2017 at 19:15 • Filed to: Social commentary

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They haven’t developed poorly-constructed political opinions yet.

yamahog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 19:18

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oh, they have. they just communicate directly into their diapers at that stage.

1111111111111111111111 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 19:20

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My 6 year old was watching Futurama yesterday, and came out to tell me that he knew who the 2nd worst presesdent was. He said Nixon. So he managed to put together that the heads are real people and Trump is bad. And we’re not doing a lot to keep him up on politics or influence him.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > yamahog 02/09/2017 at 19:21

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Better out the butt than out the mouth, for the sake of society as a whole. This is my burden now. Until mom picks him up anyway.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 1111111111111111111111 02/09/2017 at 19:21

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That’s a YUUUUUUUUUGE leap in developmental progress!

1111111111111111111111 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 19:22

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I know! We were shocked. But then again we let him watch Futurama.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 1111111111111111111111 02/09/2017 at 19:24

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Nixon is a recurring affable villian after all on the show.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 19:28

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but they cannot play old video games with you

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 02/09/2017 at 19:29

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We can still play analog games. We just finished a rousing game of “oh dear god please let go of my nose”

OPPOsaurus WRX > yamahog 02/09/2017 at 19:49

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my 2 month old son hasn;t stopped shitting and Trumps been president the whole time. you may be on to something

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 19:51

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I thought the best part about other people’s babies is that you can give them back when you are tired of them?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 20:20

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And you get to send them home.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > 1111111111111111111111 02/09/2017 at 20:22

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You’d have to have a bag over your head on a tiny island in the Pacific not to be aware of Donald Trump and what an embarrassment he is.

Futurama is a good show with sophistiicated irony. No wander the kids I deal with in my job as a teacher are so cheeky.

f86sabre > 1111111111111111111111 02/09/2017 at 20:37

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You are doing good if you let him watch Futurama.

itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 21:14

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AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

wiffleballtony > 1111111111111111111111 02/09/2017 at 21:32

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I’d rank him pretty high if he was somehow able to cheat death as a talking head. Let’s see Woodrow Wilson pull that off.

punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 21:34

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You can get an old Atari with paddles and play Kaboom. If he can hold a stuffed animal he can plau Kaboom.

punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/09/2017 at 21:36

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This should be a meme.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/10/2017 at 06:14

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enjoy it while you can.